26 June
Reblog — #You dork #As if I could refuse an offer like that.

You like Schawarma?
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26 June Reblog
Good morning, sir! I don’t think we’ve met!
Nope. Never met you. I’m Pete.
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23 June Reblog
I mean, does this mean you want to fornicate multiple times… I’m up for it if you are… If not, you suggested this :| Uh, I added spice to it :| I don’t know…
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23 June Reblog
Anonymous asked : fmk - crux, natasha, tony stark
Fornicate multiple times: I’m gonna go with Crux only cause she’s the least intimidating so far. Marry for 72 days: Stark. Cause he’s kind of a genius and imagine the alimony after. Kiss on the we(e?)nis: Natasha. She’d kill me if I tried for anything else.
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